You’re not old Coaster
 
A comical sketch of a can of lubricant with the wording...
 
you're not old ... you just need a little lubrication
  
Handmade in a UK factory from sustainably sourced eucalyptus board base with a full melamine surface, and a 3.2mm cork backing, giving it a premium quality.
 
Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm